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there-was-no-other-sound:

rnultiplayer:

wanna know what a cow looks like washed and blow dried?

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that is what a cow looks like washed and blow dried

FLUFFY MILK HORSE

stability:

you know when youre in the car and your parents break hard and they throw their arm over you for protection?
I have same instinct with my take out food

emmugh:

I like new friends because I can reuse old jokes

fuckoffcats:

there are mean parents and then there are parents who switch off the wifi at night 

religiousmom:

for my final trick, i shall turn into a disappointment

spunkydads:

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

telapathetic:

why am i only motivated to sort my life out at 4am